kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

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OPEN RP 

spiralmenace:

queenscylla:

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Hi, I’m Paul. Please play my video game. Please.

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HEY PAUL!

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p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

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Source: aciidmonkeys Via: ktplex
Typical school day 

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

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Source: 180mph Via: alt-j

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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Source: vzxy Via: ktplex

ktplex:

ukrainiangirlfriend:

marnla:

Never forget

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT

"I NEED AN ADULT."

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Source: malfoysmirks Via: ktplex

letmusicsetyoufreee:

Josh Groban is a perfect human being.

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Source: joshgrofan Via: sarahnobs
generalelectric:

A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

generalelectric:

A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices. 

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unimpressedcats:

bagel baby

unimpressedcats:

bagel baby

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light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

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Source: weheartit.com Via: ktplex
pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

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Via: ktplex
webbys:

newyorker:

Read about Christoph Niemann’s animated, rainy-day cover this week.

The New Yorker’s first ever GIF cover. 

webbys:

newyorker:

Read about Christoph Niemann’s animated, rainy-day cover this week.

The New Yorker’s first ever GIF cover. 

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Source: newyorker.com Via: powells
ALH