the fall of a hero
Hi, I’m Paul. Please play my video game. Please.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
Me: *bench presses the teacher*
Teacher: Put me down
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT
"I NEED AN ADULT."
Josh Groban is a perfect human being.
A cauliflower gets an MRI scan at GE’s Global Research Center in Munich, Germany. Image sequenced using 5mm slices.
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle
after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast
i love obama
Read about Christoph Niemann’s animated, rainy-day cover this week.
The New Yorker’s first ever GIF cover.