Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
i love happy coincidences
I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.
i cant get over this
now that is a princess fairy tale dress
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO PLAY IN THIS BAND
can these kids open for my band?
Christians are more oppressed in this country than women.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I just don’t have an eloquent response to this. Like, where the fuck would I even begin?
Like, in what universe are Christians oppressed in any way at all in our culture? Here’s a protip: If your religious Holidays are also FEDERAL HOLIDAYS, then your religion is not being oppressed.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
gUYS THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IM STILL LAUGHING
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
I am done with this
This has to be my absolute favorite thing ever. Everyone must watch.
BEST THING EVER.
the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor
NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS
are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer